A man with zoophilic tendancies that was raised on a dairy farm. Usually of Portuguese lineage, Rochas often (wrongly) believe they look like the American actor Elijah Wood. Rochas are very proficient drummers but tend to only enjoy something if no one else does. As soon as non-Rocha's begin to like said subject, Rocha's disregard subject as no longer relevent to 'thinking they're cool'. Also, Rochas get very upset when non-Rocha's put their balls on Rocha's drum sets.
Mark: Man that band with only the bassist and drummer are so bad ass!
Rob: Yeah I thought they were great!
Mark: Oh....nevermind, they weren't that good.....
Rob: You're such a Rocha....
A French Basque pseudonym for a somewhat painful bowel movement in which the end result is a litter of very intelligent kittens.
Wow, I just had an Arlyne this morning and man am I sore, but they sure are intelligent!