Mr Emma's definitions

Eltham

Home to the eldery, chavs and many misfits of society. Near to Sidcup, New Eltham and surrounded by schools like Beaverwood and Crown Woods it never stood much chance.
After you visit Eltham, you should probably test for a STI

'You live in Eltham? O dear. So you have a dealer then?'

by Mr Emma May 22, 2008