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Coffee with Jesus
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It’
s
an enema of cold coffee
mixed
with
cocaine
that is used before sex in the gay community.
Mike and
Sam
always
have coffee
with Jesus on Sunday.
Coffee with Jesus
by
Mr El Conquistador
May 20, 2022