Definitions by Mr Dorito Man
Doritubism
A religion based around a Dorito (male) and a a Tub (female)
Their ten commandments are :
1. Always Give attention to a tub or dorito who is in need
2. Always respond to the attention bell, no matter what
3. Never break a super pinky promise
4. If you can’t uphold a pinky promise make sure to remove it via secret handshake
5. Always give big bear hugs
6. Always dance to star trekking across the universe
7. Always deliver a toast before meal (not to socialism)
8. Always give a goodnight kiss
9. Always say ‘’goodmeyro’’ in the morning
10. ALWAYS GO ON ATLEAST ONE ADVENTURE PER MONTH
Their ten commandments are :
1. Always Give attention to a tub or dorito who is in need
2. Always respond to the attention bell, no matter what
3. Never break a super pinky promise
4. If you can’t uphold a pinky promise make sure to remove it via secret handshake
5. Always give big bear hugs
6. Always dance to star trekking across the universe
7. Always deliver a toast before meal (not to socialism)
8. Always give a goodnight kiss
9. Always say ‘’goodmeyro’’ in the morning
10. ALWAYS GO ON ATLEAST ONE ADVENTURE PER MONTH
Doritubism by Mr Dorito Man June 12, 2018