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Definitions by Mr DikTesla
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A Fat
Slob that's never had a date in his life. Looks for friends on a message
board
. Has Mrs
Doll
as his companion.
DikTesla has Mrs
Doll
in the passenger seat as he enters the
local
McDonald's parking lot. Paints Mrs
Doll
's lips red!
diktesla
by
Mr DikTesla
November 21, 2010
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