Definitions by Mr Creme egg

The Dunstan 

The Dunstan is a sex move which involves putting half a creme egg on the end of a penis then preforming oral sex.

-''Are you doing The Dunstan tonight?''

-"Yeah, I'm going to the shop to buy a creme egg now."

The Dunstan by Mr Creme egg March 15, 2013

Alice

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She's intelligent and appears quiet until you uncover the real Alice. She is a throw back sex demon who will take you by surprise. She's a sensitive person but treat her right and she'll treat you right ;)

That Alice is such a nerd! ... Me: if only you knew

Alice by Mr Creme Egg March 5, 2013