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1. noun: A blow job in which the giver is standing up, that is, the act does not require kneeling or laying down because the recepient is much larger in height.

2. verb: to give a blow job to a notably larger recepient.
1. Azrael finally received the quark from Smurfette that he'd been asking for.

2. If Bilbo were gay he would quark an elf.

When the cave troll demanded that Eowyn quark him, she cut off his trollhood.
by Mouse Madness July 8, 2013
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