Definitions by Mourning Star

Blackmail the world into tickling the universe 

1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.

"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"

Blackmail the world into tickling the universe by Mourning Star May 1, 2006