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Definitions by Mountbatten BLAMMO™

Flamy Winehouse 

A grogan of such burning ferocity that you'd give it a record contract just so it leaves you in peace.
That chilli's caused me to I release a Flamy Winehouse and I need it to go platinum now

Receipt of Deceit 

The sheets of toilet paper that secretly stick to you even as you exit the bathroom.
Get a load of the Receipt of Deceit on that guy's shoe! He must've paid the roll troll a lot of turdage in that transaction.