Definitions by Mount Cliterest
buttoisseur
A buttoisseur is any person who enjoys experimenting with a wide variety of objects that they can insert into their butt.
After Carrie died, we found a large collection of dildos, plugs, toy cars, and other butt-sized objects. She must have been a serious buttoisseur!
buttoisseur by Mount Cliterest May 3, 2018
Sad Bellagio
Anthony passed out in bed and urinated all over himself. He must have been holding it in because it looked like a Sad Bellagio.
Sad Bellagio by Mount Cliterest January 8, 2015