Mount Cliterest's definitions

buttoisseur

A buttoisseur is any person who enjoys experimenting with a wide variety of objects that they can insert into their butt.

After Carrie died, we found a large collection of dildos, plugs, toy cars, and other butt-sized objects. She must have been a serious buttoisseur!

by Mount Cliterest May 3, 2018

Sad Bellagio

To pass out in bed and urinate on yourself in a golden fountain.

Anthony passed out in bed and urinated all over himself. He must have been holding it in because it looked like a Sad Bellagio.

by Mount Cliterest January 8, 2015