Moto.'s definitions
A $3xu@l sound
(Goes down slide)
Weeeee
Son, if you make that bad sound again I am gonna slap you with my slippers
(Swings)
Wee wee, wee wee, wee wee…
(Slap)
Weeeee
Son, if you make that bad sound again I am gonna slap you with my slippers
(Swings)
Wee wee, wee wee, wee wee…
(Slap)
by Moto. August 18, 2024
Get the Weemug.
Get the spedmug. The offbrand cousin of GARMIN. Instead of telling you where to go, it just vibes and says “recalculating” forever.
Me: “Yo my GPS said turn left but we in the desert rn.”
Friend: “That ain’t GARMIN, that’s GARM IN 💀”
Friend: “That ain’t GARMIN, that’s GARM IN 💀”
by Moto. August 25, 2025
Get the GARM INmug. by Moto. February 28, 2025
Get the beefy die bonmug. 1) E-eeeep! My Princess Needle is loose!
2) You see how wedding dresses have a metal mesh at the inside bottom? What is it called?
A Princess Needle
3) The Princess Needle is so wierd
2) You see how wedding dresses have a metal mesh at the inside bottom? What is it called?
A Princess Needle
3) The Princess Needle is so wierd
by Moto. July 4, 2024
Get the Princess Needlemug. 
