Definitions by Mosey Flat

Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.

I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.

Humboldt River Boat Ride by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026