Definitions by Morty Rosenberg

captain crook 

A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.

Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey

"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?

captain crook by Morty Rosenberg July 6, 2008