2 definitions by Mortimer Overhill
An older woman, delusional about her sexual allure, who dresses, flirts or otherwise behaves in a manner inconsistent with her age and appearance.
Sylvia creeped me out when she asked me to dance last night. I just side-stepped the old trout, and she ended up dancing with Richard.
by Mortimer Overhill October 16, 2011
Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!
by Mortimer Overhill October 18, 2011