Morris Michael O'Toole's definitions

Dreakfast

1. Early morning meal at a crappy diner; 2. A late night meal consisting of breakfast foods; 3. An early morning meal consisting of dinner foods.

After a late night of partying, we stopped at Nick's Diner for dreakfast.

by Morris Michael O'Toole April 7, 2008

Crotch Rice

(1) Small pockets of fat adorning the underside of the scrotum; (2) larva of the phrenal fly, known to burrow into inside of the upper thigh; (3) rice that has fallen into a crotch.

It's best not to disturb someone else's crotch rice.

by Morris Michael O'Toole May 24, 2008

heisenbolt

Slang for penis. From the German "heisen" (roughly, beef) and "bolt" (sword).

Adolf dipped his heisenbolt in the mayonnaise.

by Morris Michael O'Toole October 14, 2016