Morphman the Clown's definitions

High-functioning Racist

Someone who isn't racist, but propagate common racist myths, things that "everyone knows is true" but have no base in facts.

She didn't say it to be mean, she's just a high-functioning racist.

by Morphman the Clown September 18, 2017

Kilopaltrow

A unit to measure how stupid an idea is from a scientific standpoint, as popularized by the pseudoscience quackery of Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow.

His suggestion that I'd do a coffee enema detox was at LEAST 20 Kilopaltrows.

by Morphman the Clown November 19, 2017