1 definition by Morgz_mum
Very small and overweight man with a rather small penis, no taller than 5'2" and a penis of no larger than 4 inches erect, often flaunts his non existent love life with women even though they have no interest in him. Has a strange obsession with his mother who usually smells of oranges or satsumas.
by Morgz_mum February 28, 2019