spermatorrhea

The uncontrollable flow of sperm from the penis due to a failure of qi.

"Hey man, it looks like you spilled some yogurt on your pants."

"Oh, no, i didn't. My qi is all outta whack and now i've got a terrible case of spermatorrhea."

by Morgoth the dark lord of dirt February 01, 2010

double looker

A dude or lady that makes ya look twice. Simple. Double looker.

Ewweee, that girl you were dancing with in the club was a double looker!

by Morgoth the dark lord of dirt December 31, 2008