1 definition by Morgan Slobodan Freeman P. Hoe

Croatia - a mini italy
Pros: cheap-ish prices (grocery and stuff), doritos and a variety of tasty ass sodas(mostly in Split and Zagreb), most people are a 6/10 by looks and a 7/10 personality, Croatia is good at Waterpolo, Soccer, and there are many good Basketball players but Croatian basketball teams were shining in the past, especially Cibona! , majority of people are anti lgbt and pro life

Cons: many rural retarded empty villages and ooga booga uncultured conservative people, as good it sounds that majority of people are anti lgbt, there are many antivaxxers and morphed karens, most memepages are terrible and unoriginal, on tv all you got is turkish soaps, they took south park from comedy central, MUSIC SUCKS (Google turbofolk)

Overally i'd give ut a 7/10 and could/would live in Šibenik, Zagreb or Zadar if i had to live in Croatia.
P1: How was it in Croatia?
P2: Not bad, I thought Croatia and Serbia were the same thing though.
P3: Wait it isn't?
P2: No but Sweden and Finland are.
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