1 definition by Morgan Reid

1) home of the greatest snow on earth, and people who have live here all their lives and STILL can't drive in the "greatest snow". only in Utah will you find it snowing at 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and and raining at 12 degrees Fahrenheit. one of the states with the highest teen-pregnancy rate in america.

2) a really bad joke.
>"hey, lets go to utah."
>>"but i like monogamy and alcohol."
by Morgan Reid December 29, 2011
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