Monty Burns 's definitions

Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

strombovious

An adjective used to describe any robust Italian woman in southern Italy. (i.e. like a stromboli)

While strolling through Capri my eyes were immediate drawn to the strombovious derrière of a local barista

by Monty Burns June 21, 2024

mount weber

the biggest mountain in the world, located in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. Fatter and heavier than any other moutain.

Holy crap, have you seen mount weber?? its fucking huge!!

by Monty Burns April 6, 2004