Monty Burns 's definitions

CVAtric

The old bag that holds up a pharmacy line by asking endless questions about their prescription.

Sorry I am late there was a CVAtric in line that asked 25 questions about their arthritis cream.

by Monty Burns June 14, 2023

vagsectomy

When a women has her tubes tied.

i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

by Monty Burns September 27, 2022

Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023