power tool

A particular variety of tool who holds or seeks positions of power just for the sake of holding power itself, frequently found in politics and corporate upper management or executive positions.
The more I hear about that guy running for Senate, the more he looks like a power tool who's only in it for status and influence.

Our new metaboss is such a power tool; I hope he keeps climbing the ladder just so we won't have to deal with him for long.
by Monseignore Laszlo August 06, 2010
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The Koof

COVID-19, the disease caused by infection with the SARS-CoV-2 virus, aka the "novel coronavirus".
They went to a party where nobody wore masks, and now they've caught The Koof.
by Monseignore Laszlo November 06, 2020
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unconfirmed bachelor

Unlike a confirmed bachelor who will never marry for whatever reason, an 'unconfirmed bachelor' is an older man who wants to marry and has long been seeking a female mate yet remained unsuccessful in that quest thus far.

Whereas being unmarried is not unusual for a man of a younger age, an unmarried man of a certain age may raise questions as to why he remains a bachelor, so calling him an 'unconfirmed bachelor' indicates he's not gay nor opposed to marriage, just unsuccessful thus far at finding a suitable mate.
Charlie Brown never talked to that Red Haired Girl and never found another that could hold a candle to her, so he grew old and died an unconfirmed bachelor.

That old dude? He's not divorced; I don't think he ever married. No, he's not gay, just an unconfirmed bachelor.
by Monseignore Laszlo March 02, 2010
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ace of spades

UK regional slang for the pubic region, usually referring to the vulva in particular and more specifically a woman's pubic mound with untrimmed, usually dark-coloured, pubic hair -- aka bush, muff or pubes (now you know what Lemmy was really going on about in that famous Motorhead song!).

May also occasionally be used more loosely in refernce to the comparable anatomy on men as well.
She whipped her knickers off and dealt me her Ace of Spades.

She's got some Ace of Spades goin' on; she don't shave or trim or nothin'!

My gal don't like my Ace of Spades, wants me to trim the shrubbery back a bit.

I wonder if Ginger Spice has a red Ace of Spades to match, or if she's just a bottle red?
by Monseignore Laszlo August 21, 2007
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