antisocialite

(n) A person who defies fashion and trendiness passively, by just being an individual.

The polar opposite of a socialite.

Not to be confused with an antisocial, antisocialites do not shun socializing, but rather avoid using it as a lifestyle (as socialites do).

Also not to be confused with a nonconformist, who purposely does the opposite of anything they deem to be "in" at a given time.

Example:
If you just have to get that new Louis Vuitton handbag with built in poodle carrier, you're a socialite.

If you hate the world and everything in it, and are too lazy to do more than bitch about it, you are a nonconformist.

If you just don't give a fuck, you're an antisocialite.

by Monkeysquat May 26, 2006

perfectionalize

v. to perfectionalize; the act of making something perfect, or the act of making something better to achieve perfection

I'm an editor for a newspaper, so when people send incoherent shit in I have to perfectionalize it so that it looks presentable.

by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

glukup

n. an onomatopoeia, the sound of a thick fluid slowly moving from its point of origin to its destination as determined by gravity

1. "This ketchup won't glukup."

by Monkeysquat March 17, 2005

nevertimes

n. Times that never were.

Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn't."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."

by Monkeysquat April 06, 2007