Definitions by Monkey jesus

Pekora

She bought a fkin Monkey.

Don't get distracted by the fact that Pekora bought a fckin Monkey!

Pekora by Monkey Jesus October 5, 2022

Captober 

The month long celebration in October where you spike your friends drinks with an mdma capsule, and tell them later if at all.

1. *finishes drink * i might head home

2. You'll want to stay out now ... HAPPY CAPTOBER!

1. I hate you all. Lets go dance

Captober by Monkey jesus November 27, 2015