Definitions by Monkey's Grandpa

Tijuana Brown Trout 

Turds that wash up on San Diego County beaches when ever it rains and the Tijuana sewage treatment plant fails.

It rained today so Tijuana Brown Trout will be on the beaches

Tijuana Brown Trout by Monkey's Grandpa September 11, 2022

Cuntfish 

Tuna

He had a cuntfish sandwhich for lunch.

Cuntfish by Monkey's Grandpa January 5, 2022

Hornscraper 

Receiving fellatio.

She gave me an awesome hornscraper!

Hornscraper by Monkey's Grandpa August 9, 2021