10 definitions by Mommy milf Jessica

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights
“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
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When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky
Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
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The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio
Guess what
“What”
“Your mom”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
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