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Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky
Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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Shart

When your sick, cold, and sitting on your grandmas new white couch when suddenly you let out a twisted ripper fart.. you roll off the couch and scoot on your ass over to the bathroom leaving a forbidden chocolate stain behind you
“So.. Gramma I accidentally sharted on your new white couch. Please forgive me, Sincerely, Jessica”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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<3

Absolutely nothing but a symbol and a letter your not cute nor quirky JeSsIcA
Hehehe I’m so quirkyy<3”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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