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Definitions by Mommy milf Jessica

November 1rst 

The day you go up to your significant other, tell them you wanna break up, then say your joking and pin them against a wall as your making out with them
It’s November 1rst… you know what that means, JESSSICAAAA”

Uptown funk 

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights
“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”

Cream puff 

When you poke a hole in a cream puff while shoving it in your girls vagina then pound her in the ass while the cream runs down her thighs
“Mmm I really wanna cream puff Jessica right now
Cream puff by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021