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Twilight Farting

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Twilight Farting

verb

The unconscious release of intestinal gas while asleep, typically performed with complete confidence and zero personal accountability.

Often discovered by a nearby partner, pet, or unfortunate overnight guest, while the sleeper remains peacefully unaware of the atmospheric damage.
“Apparently I was twilight farting all night, but I have no memory of the alleged incident.”