Molten Funk's definitions
1. (n.) The future Philadelphia Flyers captain who blasts anyone in his way, via bruising body checks, fists of fury, or delivers blazing shots and sick nasty deke moves.
2. (v.) To violently blast someone in hockey, possibly breaking their face with sheer awesomeness.
3. (adj.) The quality of awesomeness, all-being, and unstoppable power, drive and determination that will stop at nothing to win and destroy the enemy.
2. (v.) To violently blast someone in hockey, possibly breaking their face with sheer awesomeness.
3. (adj.) The quality of awesomeness, all-being, and unstoppable power, drive and determination that will stop at nothing to win and destroy the enemy.
Richards is Cannon, and the Philadelphia Flyers are Goon Squad Central. They will cannon fools in the face this year.
by Molten Funk January 6, 2008
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