3 definitions by Mokona Zero
Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!
Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
by Mokona Zero May 8, 2013
A person that has seen the truth of the world. This person knows that everyone is a jerk on the inside and sticks with this belief. Said person has a tendency to have more common sense so that others cannot backstab him/her. It is helpful to be cynical when you realize just how terrible some people are. Now there's less of a surprise. It is also helpful since you will not be fooled by a person's "kindness". Be a cynic!
Person A: I know we've been "friends" for a long time, but I don't care what happens to you.
Person B: I was a cynic all along, anyway. I knew you didn't care.
Person B: I was a cynic all along, anyway. I knew you didn't care.
by Mokona Zero April 29, 2013
Taunting others in a way that's hilarious. If anyone is actually stupid enough to fall for this the real joke isn't just the fact that they get angry, it's that they actually fall for something so overused and STILL take the bait. That is truly the funniest form of stupidity.
by Mokona Zero April 2, 2013