Mojo Radio Gang Bang's definitions

flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012