Definitions by Mizz Oni

x-box 

Best gaming console ever. People who make fun of it are just jealous fucks because they don't have one. Either that or the controller is just bigger than their dinky penises.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I just got an x-box and it's pretty awesome."

Guy 2: "That thing's fucking gay. The controller is too big and it reminds me of my 3 inch."

x-box by Mizz Oni January 30, 2005