Mitch Ripley's definitions

Glossophagia

The act of biting one's own tongue

I was eating a sandwich when painful glossophagia occurred, resulting in some bleeding. I didn't enjoy the rest of my sandwich.

by Mitch Ripley June 22, 2017

theosomnia

The irresistible urge to fall asleep in church or at a a religious service

Not very long into the sermon, his theosomnia got the better him.

by Mitch Ripley December 11, 2016