2 definitions by Mitch Ripley

1
The irresistible urge to fall asleep in church or at a a religious service
Not very long into the sermon, his theosomnia got the better him.
by Mitch Ripley December 11, 2016
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The act of biting one's own tongue
I was eating a sandwich when painful glossophagia occurred, resulting in some bleeding. I didn't enjoy the rest of my sandwich.
by Mitch Ripley June 22, 2017
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