Mitch Ortenburg's definitions

Mitch Bitch

An alcoholic beverage that is attained by mixing 1 part Yager to 4 parts Root Beer (preferably A&W or IBC, MUG tastes like shit). This was concocted by none other than Mitch Ortenburg and it's his guarantee "Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!"

I drank a big Mitch Bitch last night and ended up with my pannies in my vag. (Hypothetically speaking)

by Mitch Ortenburg October 11, 2008