Mister Oz's definitions

Curtains

Household item on which one wipes their penis, usually following unconsented anal intercourse.

"How much were those WKD Blues?"
"Four quid each!"
"Four quid? You've been butt-fucked"
"Not content with ramming my ass, they bore me the indignity of using my curtains as a cock-rag on the way out"

by Mister Oz September 1, 2005