Definitions by Mister Hat
bear fucker
One who pretends to fuck a bear to get the police's attention (as seen in the movie Super Troopers).
bear fucker by Mister Hat April 19, 2007
dirty pirate
When a girl is giving you head, you bust all over her jaw...rip out your pubes and throw it on her face so she has a beard, and then kick her in the shin so she limps and says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate. That'll get her wanting more.
"After school i gave tara the dirty pirate, needless to say she wasnt pleased. but i had a great laugh!"
dirty pirate by Mister Hat April 19, 2007