Definitions by Mister Dog

clown shoes 

Hypothetical footwear devices said to be worn by individuals exhibiting odd tendencies or giving an impression of overexcitment and misdirected interests. Often seen on individuals from California, but most pronounced in Mauritians with skin cancer.

"That kid with the green hair wears size 16 clown shoes"

clown shoes by Mister Dog April 8, 2003