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A city near the Mississippi River that is hands-down the worst place on earth.

Everyone here is either:
A)old, sick, or both
C)drunk or on drugs
D)dying to get out

Quincy is horrible. If you don't make it out by 25, you're stuck here forever. It is a cultural abyss. Trends make it here about 3 years after they've been popular everywhere else. Everyone mispronounces everything. Everyone goes deerhunting. The men have no limits to their stupidity and the girls are either super Christians or total whores.

Don't ever come here.
Quincy, Illinois is a great place to be from, but a horrible place to live.
by Miss Olive February 26, 2009

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