plane

what Taylor Swift gets on when she needs to get from Brooklyn to Queens to see her bae who looks (and acts) like Beowulf from the 2007 movie Beowulf

Taylor Swift's chauffeur: Sorry, but your Rolls-Royce is broken so I will have to drive you in the Ferrari
Taylor Swift: Ugh, a poor person car? I guess I'll take the plane

by Miss Deed February 15, 2024

national merit finalist

the medal that you get for being a sweat in high school

Mom: Jennifer's son Kevin is a National Merit Finalist and he's going to UCLA!
Me: ok

by Miss Deed February 15, 2024