1 definition by Mine Turtle
Max is an english name - one that means your parents expect too much of you. Max is short for maximum, but you don't usually achieve this.
mum: WHAT!!?! ONLY 99%!? YOU FAIL EVERYTHING!!1! GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!
Max: but -
mum: A FU<KING YEAR THEN B1TCH!
Max: Mum, i'm top of the class at everything.
mum: TEN YEARS! NOW STFU, YOU DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF MAX!!!
(A typical day for Maxes)
Max: but -
mum: A FU<KING YEAR THEN B1TCH!
Max: Mum, i'm top of the class at everything.
mum: TEN YEARS! NOW STFU, YOU DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF MAX!!!
(A typical day for Maxes)
by Mine Turtle June 19, 2013