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Max

Max is an english name - one that means your parents expect too much of you. Max is short for maximum, but you don't usually achieve this.

mum: WHAT!!?! ONLY 99%!? YOU FAIL EVERYTHING!!1! GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!
Max: but -
mum: A FU<KING YEAR THEN B1TCH!
Max: Mum, i'm top of the class at everything.

mum: TEN YEARS! NOW STFU, YOU DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF MAX!!!

(A typical day for Maxes)

by Mine Turtle June 19, 2013