Mikeyjee

The one whom'st risen above God himself, upon the day of reckoning he shall have sexual intercourse with all our mothers. For he is a fucking G; he's got a fat cock too
Why do you pray?
So MikeyJee doesn't make the Holocaust look like a fucking joke bro.
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by MikeyJee Fan 420 April 29, 2023
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Russ Timing

Dollar short, and a day late; says it'll be done by 8 but you know that nigga ain't even getting ready til' five the next day
"Is it ready Russ? Yeah, just got a bit left"

That nigga still sipping a chelada talking about mushrooms n shit on the phone with fifty different niggas. Also known as Russ Timing
by MikeyJee Fan 420 March 23, 2024
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