Mikey Mongol's definitions

lezburns

The hair that some lesbians comb down the side of their faces to make them look like sideburns.

"Did you see Maria's new butch haircut? She's totally got lezburns!"

by Mikey Mongol April 4, 2009

Hobonanism

The act of masturbation as performed by the homeless.

Unlimited internet access in public libraries encourages hobonanism.

by Mikey Mongol April 14, 2007