Definitions by Mikey Hatman

Doing em dirty

The act of digging up a dead body and having sex with it using mud and dirt as lube

"Got real desparate last night and had to settle with doing em dirty"

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The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

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