Definitions by Mike the Non-Seal

elephant handshake 

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.

Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?

elephant handshake by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023

Mike's Law 

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.

Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."

Mike's Law by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013