Mike Truitt's definitions

Soccer mom

A woman who refuses to believe that anything that is not white christian middle-upper class is evil. Political correctness and purification of youth is the prime goal of this group. These "dress and act like we are 20 even though we all know we are double that age" sufferers are often found destroying the sacred enviornment in their oversized SUV's driving in an unsafe fashion, often times with cell phones in one hand and a Starbucks coffee in the other.

Tipper Gore.

by Mike Truitt June 10, 2003

Video Ho

One of those girls who is very conservative, but then when the camera is on her, is anything but.

Have you ever seen Girls Gone Wild

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

Hasselhoff

verb. To run in slow motion

Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

Nietzsche

Freidrich Nietzche, German philosopher and poet. Renouned as one of the best thinkers ever. Coined such phrases as

--God is dead, God remains dead, and we have killed Him
--That which does not kill me only makes me stronger
--That which is done out of love takes place beyond good and evil

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Final Fantasy VII

A role playing game released in 1997 by Squaresoft. Most video game enthusiest recognize this game as one of the greatest games ever, and for having one of the best, most captivating story lines ever. FF7 is recognized as bringing RPGs into the mainstream pipularity

Final Fantasy VII is the greatest game ever

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

root of all evil

My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen

Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

jesus marmol

The best damn marmol there is

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003