Definitions by Mike SIU

YAWN 

YAWNS (Young And Wealthy but Normal).

You wouldn't think our 30 year old neighbors are wealthy by the looks of it, but I hear they pull down 200K a year. They must be YAWNS

YAWN by Mike SIU May 28, 2008

wiggles 

Slang for "niggers." Originated from a video of a little girl encouranged by her parents to say 'sparkling wiggles' in a variety of sentences. Originally posted on the website collegehumor.com

When she said 'sparkling wiggles' it sounded exactly like 'fucking niggers.'

"We don't hate sparkling wiggles"
"There's too many sparkling wiggles at this party"
"No sparkling wiggles here!"
"Get a job sparkling wiggles"

wiggles by Mike SIU March 8, 2007