lamsot

The residue that is left over after cum dries.

Oh, shit! I gotta clean up this lamsot before mom gets home.

by Mike Pwns May 17, 2008

Enlightened

When you get to that point where you think about a special someone's name, thus making you enter a state of pure ecstasy that can not be undone for at least 1 hour.

I have gotten enlightened with you.

by Mike Pwns May 27, 2008