Definitions by Mike P. Grant, esq.

dog whistle comment 

A surreptitious inclusion of code words or phrases that will be heard by some of those listening, while not disturbing the other listeners, who may not appreciate the hidden message(s).

President George W. Bush is constantly littering his speeches with dog whistle comments meant for the religious right, so that he can tell them what they wants to hear, while not offending those who aren't evangelical or born again. (paraphrase of text by Ian Welsh, on his Agonist blog)

dog whistle comment by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 5, 2006

sumbrella 

An umbrella specifically designated for use to prevent sunlight from burning human skin. synonymous with 'parasol', and derived from the terms 'sun' and 'umbrella'.

Da sun is burning my fucking skin. Gimme dat sumbrella you sumbitch.

sumbrella by Mike P. Grant, esq. September 4, 2006

skrunk 

Very, very drunk. Derived from combining crunk and skunk. Means "Crunk as a skunk."

He is so skrunk, I thought he might diddle that ginch.

skrunk by Mike P. Grant, esq. April 12, 2006