10 definitions by Mike P. Grant, esq.

bowlstainer

A crap so bad it is said to stain the toilet bowl. This can be due to the size of the crap, or, alternatively, because of the painful feeling incurred before or during said crap, probably caused by the food ingested to create the aforementioned crap.

Don't go in there yet. I just dropped a bowlstainer.

by Mike P. Grant, esq. May 10, 2007

skrunk

Very, very drunk. Derived from combining crunk and skunk. Means "Crunk as a skunk."

He is so skrunk, I thought he might diddle that ginch.

by Mike P. Grant, esq. February 28, 2006

courtesy finger

A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.

He didn't let me in, so, after I cut him off to get over, I gave the fucker my courtesy finger.

by Mike P. Grant, esq. February 7, 2007