Mike P. Grant, esq.'s definitions

courtesy finger

A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.

He didn't let me in, so, after I cut him off to get over, I gave the fucker my courtesy finger.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 8, 2007

sumbrella

An umbrella specifically designated for use to prevent sunlight from burning human skin. synonymous with 'parasol', and derived from the terms 'sun' and 'umbrella'.

Da sun is burning my fucking skin. Gimme dat sumbrella you sumbitch.

by Mike P. Grant, esq. September 4, 2006

fart face

The face you make when you're letting one go. The aligning of certain contours of your face is thought to have an impact on your ability to release anal gases.

Honey, you look funny when you're making your fart face.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. March 19, 2007