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Man From Nantucket

A ubiquitous limerick that always starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" and then ends with various perverted rhymes.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he thrusted
This cunt is so busted
My dick is so limp I can’t fuck it
by Mike Okizard December 30, 2015
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