1 definition by Mike Metz

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stupid idoit that was hungry and made a holiday (thanksgiving) to make people bring lots of food to eat and made a holiday out of it.
I took over land and travel everywhere, now lets eat. pass the turkey, dweebus.

Hey I stole land from the Indians, lets have turkey.

Oh man, this mayflower crap is really tiring, I could eat a whole turkey.

"Wheres the food?" "i dunno how bout` you shoot a helpless turkey."
by Mike Metz December 11, 2003

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